Yellow Journalist

A yellow journalist walks into a Starbucks. Millions dead, entire cities decimated, little hope for survivors.

Ace of Base

Ace of Base walks into a Starbucks and says to the barista, "I'm here to apply for the job." The barista replies, "How do you know about the job?" Ace of base replies, "I saw the sign."

Monkey

A monkey walks into a Starbucks and the barista asks him what he wants to order. The monkey replies, "I'm gonna go out on a limb & order a grande Americano."

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a Starbucks and says, "Give me a macchiato and a mop."

Teh coffee is to hawt!!

i can has french press??

Frenchman (seeking punchline...)

A Frenchman walks into a Starbucks…

Hurricane Katrina (seeking punchline...)

Hurricane Katrina walks into a Starbucks…

CATaccino

Termite

A termite walks into a Starbucks and says, "Is the bartender here?"

i can has espresso?

Ghost

A ghost walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Sumatra. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for scream?"

Darth Vader

Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?"
"No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."

Navy Seal (seeking punchline...)

A Navy Seal walks into a Starbucks…

i trade u mouse for coffee!?

Sparkplug

A sparkplug walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Komodo Dragon. The Barista says to him, "OK, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."

Osama Bin Laden (seeking punchline...)

Osama Bin Laden walks into a Starbucks…