Antimetabole

Ask not if antimetabole walks into Starbucks, but if Starbucks walks into antimetabole.

Syllogism

All syllogisms enjoy walking into a Starbucks.

Aristotle's best friend is a syllogism.

Therefore, Aristotle's best friend enjoys walking into Starbucks.

Enthymeme

Creators of enthymemes enjoy walking into Starbucks.

Therefore, poor logicians enjoy walking into Starbucks.

Fallacy of the Complex Question

When did the fallacy of the complex question walk into a Starbucks, before or after you stopped kicking puppies?

Kenneth Burke

Kenneth Burke walks into a Starbucks and selects a coffee, deflects a latte, and reflects concern over the price.

Ellipsis

Ellipsis into Starbucks. Orders. Satisfied.

Ad Hominem

Of course ad hominem walked into a Starbucks, moron.

Paralipsis

I shouldn't even mention that paralipsis walked into a Starbucks.

Neologism

A neologism walks into a Starbucks and orders a venti flapquaggle with 2% sturchess and a fresh-baked shunkberry brince.

Oxymoron

Oxymoron walks into a Starbucks and orders an inexpensive cup of coffee.

Michel Foucault

Michel Foucault surreptitiously enters a Starbucks and unwillingly orders the coffee.

Hyperbole

Hyperbole walks into a Starbucks and orders the biggest freakin' coffee ever. Seriously, it was huge.

Red Herring

Sure, a red herring walked into a Starbucks, but Bush caused global warming!

Non sequitur

Non sequitur walks into a Starbucks. Baked Alaska.

Anthropomorphism

Anthropomorphism walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall coffee.