This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
A sine wave walks into a Starbucks and orders one blueberry muffin, balanced on top of a bagel, soaked with four shots of espresso, and microwaved on high for five minutes. The barista raises his eyebrows, but before he can comment on the peculiar request, the since wave advises:
