This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
The North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles (DMV) walks into a Starbucks. After having the barista fill out a stack of useless forms and remake its beverage five times, it decides that it needs to come back on another day.
Procrustes walks into a Starbucks. After cutting to the front of the line and ordering a quad venti latte, he insists that it be served in a shot glass. The barista, fond of his arms and legs, does exactly that.
