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9/4/14

MS-DOS

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9/3/14

Court bailiff

Courtroom bailiff swearing in a hardened criminal who stole a bottle of 2% milk.

A courtroom bailiff walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Americano with sugar and milk, the whole milk, and nothing but the milk.

8/30/14

North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles (DMV)

Golden retriever being kicked out of the North Carolina DMV for being too darn cute.

The North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles (DMV) walks into a Starbucks. After having the barista fill out a stack of useless forms and remake its beverage five times, it decides that it needs to come back on another day.

8/25/14

Procrustes

The Greek stretcher and conformer himself, cutting the grass before taking a nap in his procrustean bed.

Procrustes walks into a Starbucks. After cutting to the front of the line and ordering a quad venti latte, he insists that it be served in a shot glass. The barista, fond of his arms and legs, does exactly that.