This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
A haberdasher walks into a Starbucks and says to the barista "I don't want to order anything! How do you like that!?" The barista replies, "Suit yourself."
