This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
A paradox walks into a Starbucks. The first one, designed for iPods, ordered an Americano. The second, made of cedar and suitable for securing modestly-sized dinghies, had a macchiato.