This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
A euphemism walks into a Starbucks and orders a coffee. He takes a gulp, scalds his taste buds, and begins to scream hysterically. When the barista asks him what his problem is, he pauses momentarily and replies: "This coffee is a bit too warm."
