A guy walks into a Starbucks...
This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
9/13/14
9/9/14
Paradox
9/7/14
Paradox
A paradox walks into a Starbucks. The first—a neurosurgeon—orders a cappuccino. The second—a pediatrician—opts for the pumpkin spice latte.
9/4/14
MS-DOS
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9/3/14
Court bailiff
A courtroom bailiff walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Americano with sugar and milk, the whole milk, and nothing but the milk.
8/30/14
North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles (DMV)
The North Carolina Division of Motor Vehicles (DMV) walks into a Starbucks. After having the barista fill out a stack of useless forms and remake its beverage five times, it decides that it needs to come back on another day.
8/25/14
Procrustes
Procrustes walks into a Starbucks. After cutting to the front of the line and ordering a quad venti latte, he insists that it be served in a shot glass. The barista, fond of his arms and legs, does exactly that.
6/9/14
Sine wave
A sine wave walks into a Starbucks and orders one blueberry muffin, balanced on top of a bagel, soaked with four shots of espresso, and microwaved on high for five minutes. The barista raises his eyebrows, but before he can comment on the peculiar request, the since wave advises:
"It's just a phase I'm going through."
"It's just a phase I'm going through."