Anagram

Anagram walks into a Starbucks; the barista asks what he'd like to order.

"A clown's toffee badge!" is the enthusiastic reply.

"Say what?" replies the barista.

"Felt bacon wedges, oaf!"

"Umm…" the barista trails off.

"A bad, soft fleece gown!" The anagram replies, and confirms: "God's new tee-off cabal."

As the barista stares with amazement at this bizarre customer, the anagram angrily places the same order a fifth time: 

"Bagel and two coffees."