"A clown's toffee badge!" is the enthusiastic reply.
"Say what?" replies the barista.
"Felt bacon wedges, oaf!"
"Umm…" the barista trails off.
"A bad, soft fleece gown!" The anagram replies, and confirms: "God's new tee-off cabal."
As the barista stares with amazement at this bizarre customer, the anagram angrily places the same order a fifth time:
"Bagel and two coffees."