September 2014

9/13/14

Drill bit

A drill bit walks into a Starbucks and orders a coffee. With hole milk.

9/9/14

Paradox

A wooden dock used to secure the giant starbucks coffee ships just putting into port. Ahoy!

A paradox walks into a Starbucks. The first one, designed for iPods, ordered an Americano. The second, made of cedar and suitable for securing modestly-sized dinghies, had a macchiato.

9/7/14

Paradox

Cardiothoracic surgeon performing a triple bypass on his favorite barista in exchange for a venti latte.

A paradox walks into a Starbucks. The first—a neurosurgeon—orders a cappuccino. The second—a pediatrician—opts for the pumpkin spice latte.

9/4/14

MS-DOS

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9/3/14

Court bailiff

Courtroom bailiff swearing in a hardened criminal who stole a bottle of 2% milk.

A courtroom bailiff walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Americano with sugar and milk, the whole milk, and nothing but the milk.