This is "A guy walks into a bar" 2.0. Because we love our coffee. This caffeinated blog is best enjoyed over a brewed, steeped, pressed, steamed, or percolated beverage. It's a different joke paradigm featuring Starbucks jokes and coffee humor.
Alliteration meanders mindlessly into a metroplex Starbucks, metabolizes a macchiato, munches on a muffin, and meekly mingles with Mexican meteorologists, mustached Moroccan mystics, and Methodist missionaries.
