Limerick

A limerick walked into a Star
bucks paid were too many by far.
with coffee so pricey,
and service that dicey,
it left not a tip in the jar.

Alliteration

Alliteration meanders mindlessly into a metroplex Starbucks, metabolizes a macchiato, munches on a muffin, and meekly mingles with Mexican meteorologists, mustached Moroccan mystics, and Methodist missionaries.

e.e. cummings

e.e. cummings

walks into

a

Starbucks

and


drinks


a






half-caff





cup



of tea

Haiku Poet

A Haiku Poet walks into a Starbucks. The barista on duty asks him what he'd like to drink. The poet replies:

Grande Sumatra

Acrid, blissful; my lifeblood

Two packs of sugar