Haiku Poet

A Haiku Poet walks into a Starbucks. The barista on duty asks him what he'd like to drink. The poet replies:

Grande Sumatra

Acrid, blissful; my lifeblood

Two packs of sugar

Joe Biden

Joe Biden walks into a Starbucks and orders a Big Mac and fries.

Anthropomorphism

Anthropomorphism walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall coffee.

René Descartes

Descartes walks into a Starbucks and the barista asks "Would you like a cup of coffee?" Descartes replies "I think not" and POOF! he vanishes.

Life-Sized cutout of Ryan Seacrest (seeking punchline...)

A life-sized cutout of Ryan Seacrest walks into a Starbucks…

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton walks into a Starbucks with a Russian diplomat. (The reset button didn't seem to improve relations with the Ruskies… let's see how they receive a pumpkin spice latte...)

Elvis

Elvis leisurely walks into a Starbucks. Only fools rush in.

Sugar in the RAWR!