4/11/14

Bill Nye the Science Guy

bill nye the science guy examining a tube of blue listerine
Bill Nye the Science guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a 12oz beverage receptacle filled to 85% capacity with 212°F dihydrogen monoxide, heavily infused with C8H10N4O2 and tannic acid.

A 3oz infusion of pasteurized mammary secretion, extracted from a lactating bovine and chilled to 42°F, was requested for the purpose of skewing thermal intensity towards absolute zero, knowing, of course, that this temperature can never be reached due to the quantum vacuum zero-point energy inherent in the beverage.

The data is not yet in regarding the volume or diffusion rate of the synthesized sucrose additives which were introduced to the beverage, although early results indicate that Nye's tastebuds were able to detect said additives.

No comments:

Post a Comment