"Good afternoon, how are you? I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Bill! OK, let's get this order started! My, what a lovely day, huh? I'd like to ask you a few questions about the menu, if I may… but before I order, may I sample your bold roast? Are you having any specials today? Hmm... do you think that a mild roast would pair well with a doughnut? Great. Here we go!--"
The man's wife cuts in suddenly: "William! Tell the man what you want and stop making overtures!!"
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